OUR PLAN IN ACTION.
Hello, people of the United States,
I know we have all heard of the incident last night with the asteroid striking, and I am happy to reassure you that we will be safe from the additional incoming asteroids. As your future president, I take your safety as my priority, so my team and I are working hard to ensure just that. I don’t have to tell you the severity of this crisis. But what I can tell you is how we are going to fix it. The Krystal Fish campaign believes in science and puts our complete faith in the scientists at NASA to avert this situation. We are working on funneling money to NASA to get them on top of the problem.
The Krystal Fish campaign believes in science and puts our complete faith in the scientists at NASA to avert this situation.
Their first task will be to calculate the asteroid’s trajectory and predict where it will hit next. We have planes and buses ready to evacuate the people living in and around the area and stadiums open to shelter these people. Simultaneously we are setting up a fund for all Americans alike to financially support the families whose homes and livelihoods have been compromised by this unfortunate event. Most importantly, we need to stick together and help support our fellow Americans during this time.
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